confession of a shitty love life

I've tried many times to write this piece. But i always end up tearing the write up to smithereens. Why? i get scared after reading it. I always sound like a pathetic wimp! . I summoned enough courage and wrote this . Although i cringe with embarrassment writting it. I wrote it all the same . I just want the demons to rest(the words are now like demons buzzing in my head and won't let go) . So, if i sound pathetic...its because it is pathetic. Here it is.......(tender your comments with mercy pleeeeease) (sighs)
I'm a good boy . it sound corny or even cocky. I wish i knew a better way to say it . I can't hack it as a" bad boy" pronto!. You think its good ? it is . But the problem is... i attract the worst girls you can imagine . I've got a list - (a) saucy girls:- To big for thier breaches (or is it bra?) but really they're a big fat zero!
(b) Aristo\Big girls:- one step from a hooker\ prostitute actually they like to think they are smart groupie s....what am i saying! they're whores
(c) Two timing bitches :-dates different guys at the same time. they can't seem to make up thier minds grrrrrrrh! (d) spoilt ill mannered girls:- they fight everybody . Arrogant, hates all your friends and thinks she's doing you a favour coping with your not-too-cool - friends
I think i'll like to stop here with the list. I can't go any further painful memories are seeping in. Believe me i've had tango with all the four categories. Talking about a guy with a hard luck huh? I'm tired now. I think i will follow Tina Turner's advice-"whats love got to do with it?.....who needs a heart when a heart can be broken". This is what am gonna do from now on . Any good, well mannered girl thats cross my line am wooing her. Even if i don't like her. Yes , i do get good girls but the problem is always this-No chemistry, no spark, no attraction and we always end up friends. my radar seems to be warped or something.