The Soap Opera:Nigerian Politricks Obasanjo started getting ideas"third term" he called it nobody took him serious, then he started laying his cards on the table. people told him to shut the hell up, pack his shit and go back to his farm. He does'nt like it but could nothing but sulk.He's still sulking. Meanwhile, every tom,dick and harry wants his job. Especially his vice Atiku.Baba sneered"come and get it"."Bring it on!"screamed Atiku and he's been screaming on newspapers eversince. Whats his plans? nobody fucking knows.
Meanwhile, some political arsewipes who loved to make money from political brouhaha like this are calling for Interim National Government(now what does that suppose to mean?).shameless shit eating , shit kicking parasite!. Baba has got the ruling party PDP by the balls,he's squeezing and wont let go. most of the politicians had jumped off the wagon some are still trying to control the wheels. so, the political actors now .Lets meet them.
We've got megalomanic retired generals. coming up is one time military head of state-General Buhari (
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Next,he's always with a big smile plastered on his face. ladies and gentlemen i present General Ibrahim Babangida (
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Although, he's not a General but he's from the jackboot camp.He's either a Major general or brigadier(frankly? i don't give a shit!) he's got impressive resume,he ruled lagos once,cleaned up the city real good and made a lot of money(how?dont ask me) retired and became an employer of labor (why can't he stick to that?) anyway ,he thinks he's got enough clout to get into aso rock. we will wait and see.(oh! i forgot a round of
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Now, another sect are the "sudden wealth","money miss roads"and" the dust kickers"they are not keen on winning they just want to make money ,cheap popularity and of course juicy compromise for million dollar contract i'll make a roll call:Rochas Okorocha, rev. Chris Okotie("sniggered",sorry i can't help it) oh ,oh we've got Buba Marwa again!(i told you , he's got impressive resume)
And now,this sect can't manage the unit given to them but they'd like a shot at the big one in aso rock they're the vice president himself and some governors.They've been in office for eight years some are busy amassing wealth with little subtlety,some are even backstabbing,money laundring,corrupt beyond redemption pricks!. But hey, you dont chose your family neither your country right? anyway,here they are our
creme de la creme (forgive me if i didnt bow) peter odili of rivers state,Orji kalu of Enugu,Makarfi of Kaduna,Y erima of Zamfara.and thats all we've got for now i mean the serious ones.
Meanwhile,none of them i repeat none of them has given us the political party on which it's platform they're going to campagn or be voted for and the election is just 10 months away! isn't that ................SCARY!!!! (
to be continued)
